Heres a few jokes,
1. How Many Emos Does it take to put in a light bulb? None, Yhey Would rather sit in the dark depressed about it!
2. How do you stop a Monkey climbing up Blackpool Tower? Take it to Southport!
3. A man works into a Bar.
"OUCH!"
4. How many Skaters does it take to put in a light bulb? One to put it in and one to film it!
5. Waht do you call a dinosaur with one eye!? D-ya-Think-He-Sauras!
I will post more!